Shipping policy

Free shipping on orders over $60. Because spending money on a tee is fine. Spending money on shipping is annoying.

Order processing We typically get orders moving within 5-8 business days. During busy periods it might take a little longer — we appreciate your patience while we wrangle the chaos.

Shipping & delivery Once your order ships, delivery usually takes 5-8 business days depending on where you are and which shipping method you chose at checkout. International? We've got print and shipping partners around the globe to get your tee to you as fast as possible.

Tracking Once your order's on its way, we'll send you a tracking number so you can watch it make its journey to your door. Obsessive refreshing is completely normal.

Secure checkout All payments go through a secure, encrypted checkout. Your details are safe with us — we're here to sell tees, not steal credit card numbers.

Delivery times are estimates. Carrier delays, weather, and the general chaos of the universe can occasionally get in the way. We'll always do our best to keep you in the loop. 🤘