Beware of Owner Tshirt

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Description

🎸 The Gildan 64000 — the workhorse of band merch for a reason. 100% ring-spun cotton that's soft from the first wear, holds its shape after a hundred washes, and looks just as good at a gig as it does on the couch with your dog asleep on you. 🐶 Lightweight, unisex, true to size. The tee your dog will definitely try to steal. 🤘

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Return policy

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

Shipping

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Manufacturing

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

100% ring spun cotton - softer, tougher, and more durable than your standard tee. Pre-shrunk too, so what you order is what you get, wash after wash after wash.

Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric - breathable enough to wear all day, whether you're at a gig or being used as a dog bed.

Unisex relaxed fit - comfortable on most body types. It's a t-shirt. It'll be fine.

Built to Last

Double-needle stitching throughout - shoulders, sleeves, neck, armhole, waistband. Built to survive repeated wear, overzealous washing, and whatever your dog does to your laundry.

Seamless collar - quarter-turned so it keeps its shape and skips the weird crease down the front. Small detail, makes a difference.

Tear-away label - gone in seconds, no sticky residue, no scratching at your neck mid-set. Just the tee.

Free & Easy Returns

30-day money back guarantee - love your tee or your money back. No drama, no hoops, no sad emails required.

Printed where you are - USA orders are printed and shipped from within the USA. International? We've got local print partners around the globe so your order doesn't have to travel further than it needs to.

Amazing Comfort and Style

Soft, skin-friendly, and built to last. Whether you're out doing something active or just aggressively doing nothing with your dog on the couch, this tee holds up. Wear it hard, wash it often, it won't complain.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.